We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Drunk is a universal language darling
Never joke about your clitoris.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
