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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
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By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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