shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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