imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
I fill condoms, not promises.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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