I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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