i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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