they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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