with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Randomize
