she looked like the bat from fern gully.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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