His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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