He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
