i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
whose parrot is this?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Randomize
