yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
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I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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