Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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