I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I am mentally ready for anal.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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