why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Randomize
