he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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