party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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