Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
The beers last night were like the tears from god
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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