is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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