I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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