You surviving the open bar?
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six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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