i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
The adults are the big ones right?
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