Where is the hickey?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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