Got a toothbrush?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
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It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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