there were more penises there than on chat roulette
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
