White coat. Heels.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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