I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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