as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
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So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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