Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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