nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Operation Purity has been aborted
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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