what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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