Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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