Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
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I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
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Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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