am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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