i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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