it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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