I was born with a shot glass in my hand
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
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to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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