She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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