Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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