where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
