i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
handjob tips. give me some.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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