just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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