the new term for farting is butt boxing.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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