At least make sure they are 18
Why
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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