I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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