Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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