sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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