Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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