if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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