i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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