i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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