yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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